Ninety-year-old Mr Williams went in for his annual checkup. When the doctor asked how he was feeling, he said, "Never been better! I've got an 21 year-old bride who's pregnant with my child!
What do you think about that?" The doctor considered this for a moment. "Let me tell you a story," he said. "I knew a guy who was an avid hunter.
One day he went out in a hurry and accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun. He was in the woods and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him!
He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear, and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?" "No," the old man said. "Tell me." "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"
"That's impossible! Someone else must have shot that bear." "That's kind of what I'm driving at," the doctor replied.
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