2 Guys Are Discussing How To Avoid Their Wives' Anger When They Get Home...

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other.

"You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway.

I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. 

I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom, 

I ease into bed – and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. 

I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, 

jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's a** and say, 'How about a good lay?' ...and she's always sound asleep."

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