A girl brings her new fiancée home to meet her parents. The boy looks like a hipster (scarf, big bushy beard, etc.)
Understandably, her father would like to know the boy better and so he takes him to his study for a private conversation.
"So, John. What do you do for a living?"
"Well, I'm an artist."
"So you're doing well?"
"I paint, and god provides me with all I need to live."The dad is a bit confused.
"And what will you do when you marry my daughter? Will your art provide for the two of you?"
"I will paint, and god will provide for us."
"And when you have kids?"
"I will paint, and god will provide for my family."
The dad nods and walks out of the study. Outside, his daughter is anxiously waiting for him. "So, daddy? What'd you think of him? He's great, isn't he?"
"Well, sweetie," says the father, "I don't like his job choice. But, on the other hand, he thinks I’m God!"