A man goes to heaven with two friends. When they get there they see ducks everywhere. St. Peter informs them that they can do whatever they want but don’t step on the ducks.
A week goes by and one man steps on a duck. St. Peter comes out with this ugly woman and says ” this is who you will spend eternity with”. A month later the second man steps on a duck. St. Peter shows up with a hideous woman and says “this is who you will spend eternity with”.
After a year the third man hadn’t stepped on a duck and St. peter shows up with a gorgeous woman. The man can’t believe it and says ” what could I have done to deserve such a beautiful woman”. The woman says “I don’t know all I did was step on a duck”
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