A maid asked the lady of the house for a raise.
Her boss was annoyed at this and asked, "Now Maria, why do you deserve a pay increase?"
Maria: Well, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I clean better than you.
Wife: Who said you clean better than me?
Maria: Your husband said so.
Maria: "The second reason is that I cook better than you.
Wife: Who said you cook better than me?"
Maria: "Your husband did."
Maria: My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.
Wife: Wait, "Did my husband say that as well?!"
Maria: No Senora, the gardener did.
Wife: Ok ,so how much do you want?