Her Maid Was Asking For A Raise. But What She Said When Her Boss Said No...

A maid asked the lady of the house for a raise.

Her boss was annoyed at this and asked, "Now Maria, why do you deserve a pay increase?"

Maria: Well, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I clean better than you.

Wife: Who said you clean better than me?

Maria: Your husband said so.

Wife: Ok.

Maria: "The second reason is that I cook better than you.

Wife: Who said you cook better than me?"

Maria: "Your husband did."

Wife: OK.

Maria: My third reason is that I am a better lover than you.

Wife: Wait, "Did my husband say that as well?!"

Maria: No Senora, the gardener did.

Wife: Ok ,so how much do you want?


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